Terms and Conditions

There was a Template of Terms and Conditions but they just seemed like the demands of a petulant child. So we done a bit of an edit on them:

“Please read these terms in full before you use this Website” Yeah, right like anyone is going to do that! I don’t think anyone is going to even find this page. If in the unlikely event you do end up accidentally finding this, maybe because you have completed Google, drop us an email (akabobs AT gmail.com) to say hello and you might win a drive in the BlundaBus! You will probably have to remind me what I have written here as I am sure to forget all about this.
Anyhoo on to the Terms:

WEBSITE ACCESS
1.1                There were three pages of waffle that all seemed to say “If you do not accept these terms of use – Go AWAY”. So we will just say that instead.

1.2                “Your continued use of this site confirms your acceptance of these terms.” So Ha! IDST!

1.3                The rules are there are no rules.

So there you are – if you play nicely then we will too and and we will all be OK!
If we do anything that pisses you off then please let us know and we will do all we can to put it right…

Bob

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