Donald Trump claimed recently:
“I could shoot someone right now and not lose votes…”
So why don’t we find out what will happen to his votes if we shoot first? Bang! Bang! Let’s encourage Trump to join the 69 club before his finger gets anywhere near the big trigger.
Of course once the hit is done Rednecks and Trumpeters will wail… He may even be heralded as some sort of martyr for a short while… but then inevitably one of the Kardashians will have another new arse transplant and Trump will be totally forgotten.
Horrah! Together we can avert the outbreak of World War III…
Q: Are You Serious?
A: Deadly so!
Q: Will You Really Make T-Shirts?
A: Hell yes we will! (Just tell us what size you want)
Q: When you say ‘Shoot’ you surely really mean ‘Shoot’ with a camera don’t you?
A: Allegedly, either way we are going to shoot him right in the face!
Q. Do we need a disclaimer?
A. I’ll happilly have the CIA pop around and we can discuss this sensibly over a nice cup of tea. However I’d really rather not be waterboarded and I certainly don’t want to have people with their boot on my head laughing at my cock while taking photos. I mean I’m obviously not going to shoot Trump am I? And I dont want to encourage anyone to do so either (although if that did happen I can’t guarantee it wouldn’t make me happy!)
Q. Please share and make this happen!
A. WEAR YOUR T-SHIRT WITH PRIDE! (AND AT PRIDE!)